Yo, Ho, Ho! Laugh Like a Pirate
Pirate Jokes Download for Guests!
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
- A buccaneer
What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
- Ships Ahoy
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
- Captain Hooky!
Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
- Because he found it off the hook!
What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
- 8 Pirates!
What did the pirate say when he lost his parrot?
- Polygon!
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
- Stat where you left him.
Pirate eye examination test.
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Two Pirates on a clipper, one says "Aarrr!"
The other says "I was just thinking the same thing matey"
What do they teach pirates in school?
- The 3 arrrrrgggggghhhhhsss!
What does a pirate drive?
- A caaaarrrrr.
Where does a pirate go to drink?
- A baaaaarrrr.
How do pirates navigate their clippers?
- By to staaaaaarrrrrs.
What do pirates do for fun?
- Play caaaarrrrds.
How do pirates like their hamburgers?
- Chaaaarrrrrbroiled.
How do you know if you be a pirate?
- You just Arrrrrr!
